Elliot Fucking Stabler laying down the law as per usual.
The fucking accuracy of this right now.
All I want for Christmas is Orange is the New Black Season 2.
Stoned enough to fall asleep without any nausea or crying. I think that’s a good sign.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode
This is hilarious bribery.
This would honestly work on me.
I love this
I would absolutely use this.